
White Rabbit: We're late! We're late! We'll never make the Halloween Parade in Portsmouth....Alice! Hurray up!!!
Mad Hatter: 'Why is a writing desk like a crow?'.....no, that's not right.....what is it again? Something about a raven right?
Alice: 'Why is raven like a writing desk?'....come on Mad Hatter! We've gone over this a hundred times!
Mad Hatter: 'Why is a raven like a fountain pen?' (smiling proud of himself)
Alice: no...(patiently) 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?'
White Rabbit: Can we go please! We're late!!!